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"I was still balancing the matter in my mind when a hansom cab ` `
drove up to Briony Lodge, and a gentleman sprang out. He was a ` `
remarkably handsome man, dark, aquiline, and moustached-- ` `
evidently the man of whom I had heard. He appeared to be in a ` `
great hurry, shouted to the cabman to wait, and brushed past the ` `
maid who opened the door with the air of a man who was thoroughly ` `
at home. ` `
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"He was in the house about half an hour, and I could catch ` `
glimpses of him in the windows of the sitting-room, pacing up and ` `
down, talking excitedly, and waving his arms. Of her I could see ` `
nothing. Presently he emerged, looking even more flurried than ` `
before. As he stepped up to the cab, he pulled a gold watch from ` `
his pocket and looked at it earnestly, 'Drive like the devil,' he ` `
shouted, 'first to Gross & Hankey's in Regent Street, and then to ` `
the Church of St. Monica in the Edgeware Road. Half a guinea if ` `
you do it in twenty minutes!' ` `
` `
"Away they went, and I was just wondering whether I should not do ` `
well to follow them when up the lane came a neat little landau, ` `
the coachman with his coat only half-buttoned, and his tie under ` `
his ear, while all the tags of his harness were sticking out of ` `
the buckles. It hadn't pulled up before she shot out of the hall ` `
door and into it. I only caught a glimpse of her at the moment, ` `
but she was a lovely woman, with a face that a man might die for. ` `
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"'The Church of St. Monica, John,' she cried, 'and half a ` `
sovereign if you reach it in twenty minutes.' ` `
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"This was quite too good to lose, Watson. I was just balancing ` `
whether I should run for it, or whether I should perch behind her ` `
landau when a cab came through the street. The driver looked ` `
twice at such a shabby fare, but I jumped in before he could ` `
object. 'The Church of St. Monica,' said I, 'and half a sovereign ` `
if you reach it in twenty minutes.' It was twenty-five minutes to ` `
twelve, and of course it was clear enough what was in the wind. ` `
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"My cabby drove fast. I don't think I ever drove faster, but the ` `
others were there before us. The cab and the landau with their ` `
steaming horses were in front of the door when I arrived. I paid ` `
the man and hurried into the church. There was not a soul there ` `
save the two whom I had followed and a surpliced clergyman, who ` `
seemed to be expostulating with them. They were all three ` `
standing in a knot in front of the altar. I lounged up the side ` `
aisle like any other idler who has dropped into a church. ` `
Suddenly, to my surprise, the three at the altar faced round to ` `
me, and Godfrey Norton came running as hard as he could towards ` `
me. ` `
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"'Thank God,' he cried. 'You'll do. Come! Come!' ` `
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"'What then?' I asked. ` `
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"'Come, man, come, only three minutes, or it won't be legal.' ` `
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"I was half-dragged up to the altar, and before I knew where I was ` `
I found myself mumbling responses which were whispered in my ear, ` `
and vouching for things of which I knew nothing, and generally ` `
assisting in the secure tying up of Irene Adler, spinster, to ` `
Godfrey Norton, bachelor. It was all done in an instant, and ` `
there was the gentleman thanking me on the one side and the lady ` `
on the other, while the clergyman beamed on me in front. It was ` `
the most preposterous position in which I ever found myself in my ` `
life, and it was the thought of it that started me laughing just ` `
now. It seems that there had been some informality about their ` `
license, that the clergyman absolutely refused to marry them ` `
without a witness of some sort, and that my lucky appearance ` `
saved the bridegroom from having to sally out into the streets in ` `
search of a best man. The bride gave me a sovereign, and I mean ` `
to wear it on my watch-chain in memory of the occasion." ` `
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"This is a very unexpected turn of affairs," said I; "and what ` `
then?" ` `
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"Well, I found my plans very seriously menaced. It looked as if ` `
the pair might take an immediate departure, and so necessitate ` `
very prompt and energetic measures on my part. At the church ` `
door, however, they separated, he driving back to the Temple, and ` `
she to her own house. 'I shall drive out in the park at five as ` `
usual,' she said as she left him. I heard no more. They drove ` `
away in different directions, and I went off to make my own ` `
arrangements." ` `
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"Which are?" ` `
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"Some cold beef and a glass of beer," he answered, ringing the ` `
bell. "I have been too busy to think of food, and I am likely to ` `
be busier still this evening. By the way, Doctor, I shall want ` `
your co-operation." ` `
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"I shall be delighted." ` `
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"You don't mind breaking the law?" ` `
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"Not in the least." ` `
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"Nor running a chance of arrest?" ` `
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"Not in a good cause." ` `
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"Oh, the cause is excellent!" ` `
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"Then I am your man." ` `
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"I was sure that I might rely on you." ` `
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"But what is it you wish?" ` `
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"When Mrs. Turner has brought in the tray I will make it clear to ` `
you. Now," he said as he turned hungrily on the simple fare that ` `
our landlady had provided, "I must discuss it while I eat, for I ` `
have not much time. It is nearly five now. In two hours we must ` `
be on the scene of action. Miss Irene, or Madame, rather, returns ` `
from her drive at seven. We must be at Briony Lodge to meet her." ` `
` `
"And what then?" ` `
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"You must leave that to me. I have already arranged what is to ` `
occur. There is only one point on which I must insist. You must ` `
not interfere, come what may. You understand?" ` `
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"I am to be neutral?" ` `
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"To do nothing whatever. There will probably be some small ` `
unpleasantness. Do not join in it. It will end in my being ` `
conveyed into the house. Four or five minutes afterwards the ` `
sitting-room window will open. You are to station yourself close ` `
to that open window." ` `
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"Yes." ` `
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"You are to watch me, for I will be visible to you." ` `
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"Yes." ` `
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"And when I raise my hand--so--you will throw into the room what ` `
I give you to throw, and will, at the same time, raise the cry of ` `
fire. You quite follow me?" ` `
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"Entirely." ` `
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"It is nothing very formidable," he said, taking a long cigar- ` `
shaped roll from his pocket. "It is an ordinary plumber's smoke- ` `
rocket, fitted with a cap at either end to make it self-lighting. ` `
Your task is confined to that. When you raise your cry of fire, ` `
it will be taken up by quite a number of people. You may then ` `
walk to the end of the street, and I will rejoin you in ten ` `
minutes. I hope that I have made myself clear?" ` `
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"I am to remain neutral, to get near the window, to watch you, ` `
and at the signal to throw in this object, then to raise the cry ` `
of fire, and to wait you at the corner of the street." ` `
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"Precisely." ` `
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"Then you may entirely rely on me." ` `
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"That is excellent. I think, perhaps, it is almost time that I ` `
prepare for the new role I have to play." ` `
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He disappeared into his bedroom and returned in a few minutes in ` `
the character of an amiable and simple-minded Nonconformist ` `
clergyman. His broad black hat, his baggy trousers, his white ` `
tie, his sympathetic smile, and general look of peering and ` `
benevolent curiosity were such as Mr. John Hare alone could have ` `
equalled. It was not merely that Holmes changed his costume. His ` `
expression, his manner, his very soul seemed to vary with every ` `
fresh part that he assumed. The stage lost a fine actor, even as ` `
science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in ` `
crime. ` `
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It was a quarter past six when we left Baker Street, and it still ` `
wanted ten minutes to the hour when we found ourselves in ` `
Serpentine Avenue. It was already dusk, and the lamps were just ` `
being lighted as we paced up and down in front of Briony Lodge, ` `
waiting for the coming of its occupant. The house was just such ` `
as I had pictured it from Sherlock Holmes' succinct description, ` `
but the locality appeared to be less private than I expected. On ` `
the contrary, for a small street in a quiet neighbourhood, it was ` `
remarkably animated. There was a group of shabbily dressed men ` `
smoking and laughing in a corner, a scissors-grinder with his ` `
wheel, two guardsmen who were flirting with a nurse-girl, and ` `
several well-dressed young men who were lounging up and down with ` `
cigars in their mouths. ` `
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"You see," remarked Holmes, as we paced to and fro in front of ` `
the house, "this marriage rather simplifies matters. The ` `
photograph becomes a double-edged weapon now. The chances are ` `
that she would be as averse to its being seen by Mr. Godfrey ` `
Norton, as our client is to its coming to the eyes of his ` `
princess. Now the question is, Where are we to find the ` `
photograph?" ` `
` `
"Where, indeed?" ` `
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"It is most unlikely that she carries it about with her. It is ` `
cabinet size. Too large for easy concealment about a woman's ` `
dress. She knows that the King is capable of having her waylaid ` `
and searched. Two attempts of the sort have already been made. We ` `
may take it, then, that she does not carry it about with her." ` `
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