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Gulliver's Travels into Several Remote Nations of the World ` `
by Jonathan Swift ` `
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THE PUBLISHER TO THE READER. ` `
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[As given in the original edition.] ` `
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The author of these Travels, Mr. Lemuel Gulliver, is my ancient and ` `
intimate friend; there is likewise some relation between us on the ` `
mother's side. About three years ago, Mr. Gulliver growing weary ` `
of the concourse of curious people coming to him at his house in ` `
Redriff, made a small purchase of land, with a convenient house, ` `
near Newark, in Nottinghamshire, his native country; where he now ` `
lives retired, yet in good esteem among his neighbours. ` `
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Although Mr. Gulliver was born in Nottinghamshire, where his father ` `
dwelt, yet I have heard him say his family came from Oxfordshire; ` `
to confirm which, I have observed in the churchyard at Banbury in ` `
that county, several tombs and monuments of the Gullivers. ` `
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Before he quitted Redriff, he left the custody of the following ` `
papers in my hands, with the liberty to dispose of them as I should ` `
think fit. I have carefully perused them three times. The style ` `
is very plain and simple; and the only fault I find is, that the ` `
author, after the manner of travellers, is a little too ` `
circumstantial. There is an air of truth apparent through the ` `
whole; and indeed the author was so distinguished for his veracity, ` `
that it became a sort of proverb among his neighbours at Redriff, ` `
when any one affirmed a thing, to say, it was as true as if Mr. ` `
Gulliver had spoken it. ` `
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By the advice of several worthy persons, to whom, with the author's ` `
permission, I communicated these papers, I now venture to send them ` `
into the world, hoping they may be, at least for some time, a ` `
better entertainment to our young noblemen, than the common ` `
scribbles of politics and party. ` `
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This volume would have been at least twice as large, if I had not ` `
made bold to strike out innumerable passages relating to the winds ` `
and tides, as well as to the variations and bearings in the several ` `
voyages, together with the minute descriptions of the management of ` `
the ship in storms, in the style of sailors; likewise the account ` `
of longitudes and latitudes; wherein I have reason to apprehend, ` `
that Mr. Gulliver may be a little dissatisfied. But I was resolved ` `
to fit the work as much as possible to the general capacity of ` `
readers. However, if my own ignorance in sea affairs shall have ` `
led me to commit some mistakes, I alone am answerable for them. ` `
And if any traveller hath a curiosity to see the whole work at ` `
large, as it came from the hands of the author, I will be ready to ` `
gratify him. ` `
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As for any further particulars relating to the author, the reader ` `
will receive satisfaction from the first pages of the book. ` `
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RICHARD SYMPSON. ` `
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A LETTER FROM CAPTAIN GULLIVER TO HIS COUSIN SYMPSON. ` `
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WRITTEN IN THE YEAR 1727. ` `
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I hope you will be ready to own publicly, whenever you shall be ` `
called to it, that by your great and frequent urgency you prevailed ` `
on me to publish a very loose and uncorrect account of my travels, ` `
with directions to hire some young gentleman of either university ` `
to put them in order, and correct the style, as my cousin Dampier ` `
did, by my advice, in his book called "A Voyage round the world." ` `
But I do not remember I gave you power to consent that any thing ` `
should be omitted, and much less that any thing should be inserted; ` `
therefore, as to the latter, I do here renounce every thing of that ` `
kind; particularly a paragraph about her majesty Queen Anne, of ` `
most pious and glorious memory; although I did reverence and esteem ` `
her more than any of human species. But you, or your interpolator, ` `
ought to have considered, that it was not my inclination, so was it ` `
not decent to praise any animal of our composition before my master ` `
Houyhnhnm: And besides, the fact was altogether false; for to my ` `
knowledge, being in England during some part of her majesty's ` `
reign, she did govern by a chief minister; nay even by two ` `
successively, the first whereof was the lord of Godolphin, and the ` `
second the lord of Oxford; so that you have made me say the thing ` `
that was not. Likewise in the account of the academy of ` `
projectors, and several passages of my discourse to my master ` `
Houyhnhnm, you have either omitted some material circumstances, or ` `
minced or changed them in such a manner, that I do hardly know my ` `
own work. When I formerly hinted to you something of this in a ` `
letter, you were pleased to answer that you were afraid of giving ` `
offence; that people in power were very watchful over the press, ` `
and apt not only to interpret, but to punish every thing which ` `
looked like an innuendo (as I think you call it). But, pray how ` `
could that which I spoke so many years ago, and at about five ` `
thousand leagues distance, in another reign, be applied to any of ` `
the Yahoos, who now are said to govern the herd; especially at a ` `
time when I little thought, or feared, the unhappiness of living ` `
under them? Have not I the most reason to complain, when I see ` `
these very Yahoos carried by Houyhnhnms in a vehicle, as if they ` `
were brutes, and those the rational creatures? And indeed to avoid ` `
so monstrous and detestable a sight was one principal motive of my ` `
retirement hither. ` `
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Thus much I thought proper to tell you in relation to yourself, and ` `
to the trust I reposed in you. ` `
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I do, in the next place, complain of my own great want of judgment, ` `
in being prevailed upon by the entreaties and false reasoning of ` `
you and some others, very much against my own opinion, to suffer my ` `
travels to be published. Pray bring to your mind how often I ` `
desired you to consider, when you insisted on the motive of public ` `
good, that the Yahoos were a species of animals utterly incapable ` `
of amendment by precept or example: and so it has proved; for, ` `
instead of seeing a full stop put to all abuses and corruptions, at ` `
least in this little island, as I had reason to expect; behold, ` `
after above six months warning, I cannot learn that my book has ` `
produced one single effect according to my intentions. I desired ` `
you would let me know, by a letter, when party and faction were ` `
extinguished; judges learned and upright; pleaders honest and ` `
modest, with some tincture of common sense, and Smithfield blazing ` `
with pyramids of law books; the young nobility's education entirely ` `
changed; the physicians banished; the female Yahoos abounding in ` `
virtue, honour, truth, and good sense; courts and levees of great ` `
ministers thoroughly weeded and swept; wit, merit, and learning ` `
rewarded; all disgracers of the press in prose and verse condemned ` `
to eat nothing but their own cotton, and quench their thirst with ` `
their own ink. These, and a thousand other reformations, I firmly ` `
counted upon by your encouragement; as indeed they were plainly ` `
deducible from the precepts delivered in my book. And it must be ` `
owned, that seven months were a sufficient time to correct every ` `
vice and folly to which Yahoos are subject, if their natures had ` `
been capable of the least disposition to virtue or wisdom. Yet, so ` `
far have you been from answering my expectation in any of your ` `
letters; that on the contrary you are loading our carrier every ` `
week with libels, and keys, and reflections, and memoirs, and ` `
second parts; wherein I see myself accused of reflecting upon great ` `
state folk; of degrading human nature (for so they have still the ` `
confidence to style it), and of abusing the female sex. I find ` `
likewise that the writers of those bundles are not agreed among ` `
themselves; for some of them will not allow me to be the author of ` `
my own travels; and others make me author of books to which I am ` `
wholly a stranger. ` `
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I find likewise that your printer has been so careless as to ` `
confound the times, and mistake the dates, of my several voyages ` `
and returns; neither assigning the true year, nor the true month, ` `
nor day of the month: and I hear the original manuscript is all ` `
destroyed since the publication of my book; neither have I any copy ` `
left: however, I have sent you some corrections, which you may ` `
insert, if ever there should be a second edition: and yet I cannot ` `
stand to them; but shall leave that matter to my judicious and ` `
candid readers to adjust it as they please. ` `
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I hear some of our sea Yahoos find fault with my sea-language, as ` `
not proper in many parts, nor now in use. I cannot help it. In my ` `
first voyages, while I was young, I was instructed by the oldest ` `
mariners, and learned to speak as they did. But I have since found ` `
that the sea Yahoos are apt, like the land ones, to become new- ` `
fangled in their words, which the latter change every year; ` `
insomuch, as I remember upon each return to my own country their ` `
old dialect was so altered, that I could hardly understand the new. ` `
And I observe, when any Yahoo comes from London out of curiosity to ` `
visit me at my house, we neither of us are able to deliver our ` `
conceptions in a manner intelligible to the other. ` `
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If the censure of the Yahoos could any way affect me, I should have ` `
great reason to complain, that some of them are so bold as to think ` `
my book of travels a mere fiction out of mine own brain, and have ` `
gone so far as to drop hints, that the Houyhnhnms and Yahoos have ` `
no more existence than the inhabitants of Utopia. ` `
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Indeed I must confess, that as to the people of Lilliput, ` `
Brobdingrag (for so the word should have been spelt, and not ` `
erroneously Brobdingnag), and Laputa, I have never yet heard of any ` `
Yahoo so presumptuous as to dispute their being, or the facts I ` `
have related concerning them; because the truth immediately strikes ` `
every reader with conviction. And is there less probability in my ` `
account of the Houyhnhnms or Yahoos, when it is manifest as to the ` `
latter, there are so many thousands even in this country, who only ` `
differ from their brother brutes in Houyhnhnmland, because they use ` `
a sort of jabber, and do not go naked? I wrote for their ` `
amendment, and not their approbation. The united praise of the ` `
whole race would be of less consequence to me, than the neighing of ` `
those two degenerate Houyhnhnms I keep in my stable; because from ` `
these, degenerate as they are, I still improve in some virtues ` `
without any mixture of vice. ` `
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Do these miserable animals presume to think, that I am so ` `
degenerated as to defend my veracity? Yahoo as I am, it is well ` `
known through all Houyhnhnmland, that, by the instructions and ` `
example of my illustrious master, I was able in the compass of two ` `
years (although I confess with the utmost difficulty) to remove ` `
that infernal habit of lying, shuffling, deceiving, and ` `
equivocating, so deeply rooted in the very souls of all my species; ` `
especially the Europeans. ` `
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I have other complaints to make upon this vexatious occasion; but I ` `
forbear troubling myself or you any further. I must freely ` `
confess, that since my last return, some corruptions of my Yahoo ` `
nature have revived in me by conversing with a few of your species, ` `
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